You know how you can make a lot of money? I figured it out for you and it involves the internet and the good old fashion “newspaper”. Anybody want to get in on the ground level of this amazing interprise that is going to take off and makes lots of money honey??
Here is my idea - Ever notice how old timers don’t go on dates? Its because they don’t know where to find women you dumbo! So you take the obituery section of the daily news and then look for the names of the widow who is left behind. Then you use a search engine like Yahoo or something to find her address and phone number and post that on a new dating website for men who want to find dates. Easy as pie!
Plus two ways to make money on this - you run the website (which is how people get rich in today society - ever heard of the “dot com” bubbles?). #2 is you date widows with lots of cash from rich husbands.
To be honest I am amazed nobody else ever thought of this until me. I got the idea because this is how my cousin Jimmy finds dates so actually its his idea but I put it on Facebook so now i can copyright it and not him.
Who can help me build the webpage? Do I need a AOL account or something?